My Stupid Mouth: Archive

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME.. THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON WITHOUT YOU

Mar 1st

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Sometimes when Lulu is playful she starts running around the house so fast that she loses traction and slides around the corners on her stomach and I can’t even live

Mar 1st

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I don’t know man, but if you have never taken a photography class outside of high school, edit with Picasa, and charge close to $100, there is a 100% chance I will never go to you for pictures of any kind

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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I think my favorite part about the Breakfast Club is all the subtle cute faces Bender makes to Claire i can’t even handle stuff like that

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Cut my lip on a spoon while eating apple sauce I give up on life

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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I need a job so I can have money to go to Boise Fry that’s my motivation

Feb 29th

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God I shouldn’t have watched that video because now I’m mad at myself for not being there when we had to put my grandpa’s dog down I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

Feb 29th

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Still laughing at the girl who was just eating the cake while her friend’s face down in it

Feb 29th

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oh that was a girl eating the cake not a guy sorry

Feb 29th

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glamydia: oh my god THAT GUY WHO IS JUST EATING THE CAKE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED WHAT

Feb 29th

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I think she posted that video complaining about complainers because yesterday I challenged her idea of all guys being “guilty until proven innocent” and having to “prove themselves” to girls and to not complain and “be a man” about it heh heh heh but seriously her post was ridiculous and not at all fair to guys

Feb 29th

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Excuse me but why would anyone get their nipples removed

Feb 29th

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“**posts video on facebook complaining about people who complain on facebook**”

– girl who complains about not being able to find a “nice guy” almost daily

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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I just saw a Trojan Bareskin condom commercial and for some reason I thought they were saying “bear skin” and I was really grossed out for a minute

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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I keep watching Big Rich Texas

Lady: Why are you even here? Guy: It’s my cousins birthday party… Lady: Cousin by marriage! oh yeah i forgot if it’s a cousin by marriage you can’t go to their birthdays wow that guy must be dumb or something because everyone knows that

Feb 29th

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My grandpa is going to be mad when he gets home cause I’m taking a nap in his bed but I don’t care cause he has a heating blanket

Feb 28th

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seniorskiptray replied to your post: This isn’t meant to be a self pity post im sure everyone feels like this probably

Feb 28th

This isn't meant to be a self pity post

But I just had one of those showers where I seriously question my life and I started wondering what I’m actually good at and what I even have to offer the world. I mean, I’m not musically or artistically talented in any way, I’m not great with words, I’m not the most creative, my style is as average as can be, my hair and makeup look the same just about every day,...

Feb 28th

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I’m doing that thing again where I keep watching the B.A.P “Warrior” music video over and over and cry over how blonde and stupid and pretty they all are

Feb 28th

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debbieneedstostrut replied to your post: This isn’t meant to be a self pity post except for the fact you can keep a kick ass debate if you know what i’m talking about

Feb 28th

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15 minutes ago my grandpa told me he was going to subway and asked me what i wanted and i told him i’ll decide in a little bit cause i wanted to think i just went in his room to tell him what i wanted and he was lying there with a subway bag he went without knowing what i wanted and now i dont have a sandwich and i’m sad

Feb 28th

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oh god i’ve already forgotten what the old post icons looked like

Feb 28th

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I DON’T LIKE CHANGE

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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I'm stupid

I’ve gotten really bitter and annoyed lately with all the dickhole things people do to other people and how attention starved everyone is and it’s really starting to change my opinion on who I’m friends with and where I live and if I want to have children in the future and everything is just changing right now and it’s starting to suck All I want to do anymore is watch my...

Feb 28th

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I don’t post a lot of pictures of myself and I don’t make a “my face” link in my description because I don’t want people judging me by my looks before they decide if they want to follow me or not. Just in the past couple weeks I’ve watched a few people I’ve recently followed go through my archive, open two or three pictures of me (no other posts, just my...

Feb 28th

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